Census 2011

Remember how in the 2001 Census thousands of people put their religion down as "Jedi Knight"?

Ten years on, and in an almost unrecognisable fascist state where private property rights have been ignored and civil liberties trampled on, we now have the chance to complete another.

Whether you want to make a statement or you just want to annoy them by having some fun and meddling with their plan to force you to disclose personal information about yourself, then fill in the religion box as "Smoker."

Let them know how much they have irritated you. Your religion is smoker and you will not be persecuted by the rent-seekers of ASH.

Tobacco Control are spearheading an Inquisition.

Let's just highlight that fact.